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Shaken Not Stirred... A Chemo Cocktail Kindle Edition

4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 134 ratings

Shaken Not Stirred... A Chemo Cocktail is the cancer chapter in my story. It's a series of postcards from the other side of breast cancer and chemo. Been there, done that, had to buy a new T-shirt. When the glass is half full, being optimistic is pretty much a 50/50 chance. But when I was staring at two empty cups in the mirror? Yikes! If that's not life handing out "lemons" then I don't know what is. And I know, everybody always says to "make lemonade" when you get a twist of your fate like that... but I guess I'm more of a lemontini kind of girl. Ha! The lemonade never sees the vodka coming. Now that's a twist I can dance. Shaken Not Stirred... A Chemo Cocktail is one part hope, a dash of bitter, a splash of sweet, with a twist of humor, and served on the rocks. It's a comedy about my tragedy. Yeah, I know cancer isn't funny. It sucks. But, I believe laughter heals. So hold still while I tickle your funny bone.
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About the Author

Joules Evans is a 40-something writer-in-residence at the Evanshire AKA her home in Cincinnati, Ohio. Besides fighting cancer and being occasionally radioactive with a chance of superpowers, she's also a retired homeschool mum of 16 years. Joules and hubby Dave keep busy following their kids who are all busy following their dreams.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B006ICMT6C
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 11, 2011
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1482 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 253 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 134 ratings

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Occasionally radioactive with a chance of superpowers...Joules Evans takes sinceriously that age-old mantra: With great power comes great responsibility. In her quest to live up to her name and be good energy aka #goodjoujou in the world, she use them to fight cancer, and also to write...in the form of an author & a survivor turned accidental advocate/activist. Joules Evans is a writer, life coach, & activist based in Cincinnati, Ohio. Besides all that & a bag of chips, she's also a retired homeschool mama of 16 years. Joules and her hubcap Dave aka Mr. Joules keep busy being Gigi & Papa to their 6 Wonder Grands & following their grown kids chasing their dreams.

"Shaken Not Stirred... A Chemo Cocktail (A comedy about my tragedy)" is her first book, a literary roadmap of her cancer journey. It's not the first book she intended to write, but writers write about what they know, what falls in their lap, what they have to get off their chest. So besides getting the boobs that tried to kill her, quite literally, off her chest, she wrote "Shaken," as a series of postcards from the other side of cancer and chemo. Been there, done that, had to buy a new T-shirt. Don't wish you were here. But if you are, or somebody you love is, going through cancer, "Shaken" is one part hope, a dash of bitter, a splash of sweet, with a twist of humor, and served on the rocks. It's a comedy about her tragedy. Joules became an accidental activist through her cancer memoir & her work with David Jay's internationally acclaimed The SCAR Project "Breast Cancer is Not a Pink Ribbon" exhibit, & her work traveling the U.S. with Charise Isis's The Grace Project breast cancer & body image exhibit/movement.

Her second book #postcardsfromtheroad is a poetry book &... It's a series of literal postcards from the road from the literal intersection of a life, a conversation between a 53-year-old grown-ass woman and her 7-year-old wild-child self, rendered in poetry (mostly haiku) & snapshots. Which pairs as well as wine & cheese, as a both are snapshots of a moment in time. #postcardsfromtheroad strings together this collection of moments, like souvenirs from a journey, into a narrative of how we got from there to here, told to a little girl from her older self, sealed with a kiss. Though she be a small collection of very small poems, #postcardsfromtheroad is also an intersection of all the things we're not supposed to talk about, including politics, religion, cancer, and grief. Readers of author/life coach/activist Joules Evans's "Shaken Not Stirred... A Chemo Cocktail (A comedy about my tragedy)" will recognize her familiar voice and playful style, full of wit, wordplay, & wild-eyed wonder, with a healthy dash of irreverence thrown into the mix, and shaken not stirred, of course. It's a marriage of her poetry, prose, & photographs.

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A True Story of Surviving Culture and Womanhood
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A True Story of Surviving Culture and Womanhood
Joules Evans’ Shaken Not Stirred… A Chemo Cocktail: A comedy about my tragedy tells of her journey through breast cancer. This read is a smart and beautifully written story that takes us, the reader, on a journey through the land of the healthy and the sick as she faces breast cancer. As this woman bobs around in a sea of medical uncertainty, she eventually reclaims her body, life, and sense of self. Joules Evans’ is as much a story about surviving breast cancer as it is about surviving culture and womanhood itself.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2019
This is a wonderful, heartfelt memoir and autobiography chronicling the walk through a life changing cancer diagnosis. This will make you cry and laugh, and will give a new insight on cancer and how it will change a life and family. This is a wonderful, personal read that will change your life and will help you live for every moment you are given. This is written by such a wonderful author and "sister".
Reviewed in the United States on July 9, 2017
I laughed and I cried. I laughed in some funny parts I don't even remember now, there were so many, and I cried in a couple spots I remember. There I was, happily reading along when she describes telling her kids about the cancer and how they dropped to the floor. Powerful scene. I cried with them. And then the description of how her boys built her a bridge, or was it a path, to the tennis courts had me shedding a few more. It was the thought of how they expressed love for her like that, Simply worded, but the boys touched my heart too. So sweet! I read this because it was free and because a friend going through this. I am more informed for the sake of my friend and feel so much wiser. I even ordered a cancer-related movie the author mentioned for the benefit of my friend, who didn't know about it when now I think everyone should, and I look forward to watching it together with her.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 15, 2011
Just like the author.

Joules is an excellent writer whose personal story is one worth reading whether or not you've had cancer. However, if you are living with cancer, her book will be the companion you take to every chemo treatment. Joules takes you on a journey that looks at the particular markers of living with the threat of terminal disease while showing an intrinsic optimism about life and its joys. This is not a sappy book filled with the kinds of platitudes you might expect. Rather, Joule's wry look at cancer and embracing life as it comes will cause any of us to pause and be thankful, but also remind us that none of us has a "system of control" for this thing called life. Rather, the journey enriches us, no matter how bad the diagnosis initially appears to be.

Also impressed with her use of music to add depth and texture to her prose.

Worth reading and sharing!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2012
A great read! It's a look into what a breast cancer patient goes through, and I appreciated gaining a better understanding. Joules made me laugh and she made me cry. It was an inspiring story about how she took the bitch of cancer head on, and I enjoyed reading about how this affected not only her, but her husband and three children as well.
This is a brilliantly written book. I was at first skeptical about how someone could write a comedy about their tragedy, but she blew it out of the water!
I am purchasing a hard copy to give to a friend going through breast cancer now.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2019
Cancer was certainly a hellish battle for Joules, and it may have taken her ta-tas. But, it most certainly didn't take what is most vital - her spirit, her soul, her giant heart and her zealous commitment to living a glorious life as a wife, mom, artist, writer and inspirational advocate for women - especially those diagnosed with breast cancer! Her writing style is fantastically, uniquely her own, and she vividly shares her cancer journey in this memoir. I found myself in awe, in fits of giggles, and in a puddle of tears as I read her story. As a reader, I felt like I was in the room with Joules, her husband, and "her redheads" through the ups and downs of this intense cancer battle. I highly recommend this book!
Reviewed in the United States on September 12, 2013
I LOVED Joules Evans book, Shaken Not Stirred, a Chemo Cocktail. She writes this memoir with honesty, humor and straight up candor. It's a bitch to recieve a cancer diagnois andl the upheaval, decision making, research and confusion that comes with that dx isn't for the faint of heart. I love her courageous as she kicks cancer in the ass with all she has! This is a must read if you have ever battled beast cancer or you know someone who has or is currently fighting for their life. Thanks Joules,for keeping it real and being so vulnerable and honest!
Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2018
Martha Beck teaches this thing called ‘Light Writing’. (She’s not the only one who practices it but she has a kickass workshop that teaches it.) Basically, it’s where you take a challenge, or problem, or tragedy and alchemically transform it into universal truth. Joules Evans’ “Shaken Not Stirred...” is Light Writing from beginning to end. Real, inspiring, funny, true.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 22, 2014
Charming, hilarious and authentic- filled with real-life tragedy and real-life humor, Joules Evans is a force. I bought this book for a friend that recently died of cancer. My friend never got to read the book and it sat on my desk while we mourned her, wondering why I hadn't given it to her sooner. But the book called me and her words not only made me laugh, but they made me stop dead in my tracks and think about the miracle of life and how much we waste and take for granted. A beautiful book by a beautiful human. You are going to want a second dose of Shaken Not Stirred....I know I do.
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Reviewed in the United Kingdom on May 17, 2018
great book for someone to read if they are supporting someone they know with breast cancer.
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1.0 out of 5 stars I'm sorry, this is an emotive issue and my ...
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on August 12, 2016
I'm sorry, this is an emotive issue and my review in no way intends to negate that but I found the tone and style of writing really irritating.
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